Sunday, October 02, 2005

The Beginning...

Enlightenment! And then the Buddha Smiled.

The Buddha OS is my attempt at simplifying life, my attempt at making life a little more understandable and user friendly. It is built on a backbone of copyrighted Single Kid Intelligence and Imagination Concepts(SKIIC). Having been On the Buddha OS for a while now, it only seems right that my first post explain the core of this OS.

The Source Code:
Logic #1:
You can have no contradictions in life. When you encounter a contradiction check your premises, one of them will be wrong (Ayn Rand)
Implication: So when you think the dog likes you and you end up getting bitten, there is no contradiction, either the dog didn’t like you or his bite was an expression of love
Logic #2: You must always have faith in the process
Logic #3: You must prioritize your battles. It is futile to try and fight all the battles at once.
Logic #4: The best form of deception is the truth or a version of the truth (Army Doctrine)
Logic #5: Every force has an opposing force. To win you must always fight a certain force with its opposing force. (Newton and Kung Fu Principles)
Implication: So when you get shouted at, whisper back. You will win.
Logic #6: That which does not matter, you must let it pass (RN)
Logic #7: In matters of offence, you must strike swiftly, forcing your enemy into indecision and thereby giving you a chance to make swift gains, which you then use to negotiate from a position of strength. (The Cold Start Doctrine)
Logic #8: There is no pot of gold waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. The gold is scattered all across the rainbow
Implication: So take your time, there is no hurry to reach the end.
Note: Future Service Packs will incorporate added/deleted logic

The Plug In’s
The Order of the Ninth Knight: You hold anyone who makes it to this list as a friend for life
The Order of the Ninth Dragon: You hold anyone who makes it to this list as a foe for life
Note: The above lists only have a add feature and are devoid of the delete/edit option. The lists are also unconditional.

Beta Concepts
The 110th Cockroach Battalion
The 9th Ghost Battalion
Note: These are probable third generation concepts. Imagine having two battalions at your command.

Copyright/Registration
The Buddha OS is Open Source and one is free to Install/Uninstall/Modify/Ignore